Oh Dear Jesus! (The Musical)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

ayo here are some pictures of me showing my ma that theres only room for one queen in this house

and that queen aint her

three months later and not a thing has changed i make my mama think that we’re cool

but we’re not

i wait for the moment that shes weak and feelin the love and the i strIKE

THIS HOUSE IS MINE I AM THE EMPRESS I AM THE STAR

I AM THE QUEEN

(via iwantyourbutt)

sherlocked-on-the-phone:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY

(Source: caseyanthonyofficial, via itssofluffy-im-gonna-die)

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

1. im a fucking piece of shit
2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(via bronythetiger)

ostracizedpoodle:

favour1te:

ostracizedpoodle:

ive seen things 

how many things?

8

(via deliriumoblivion)